Perspective can be hard to come by when you spend most of your time licking your own wounds.

i booked a ticket home to watch grandma die but it was my boyfriend's birthday. after the party he said "no one thought you were weird but i think you think you're weird

my boss said, "you have a future. but it looks a lot like your past

saying "awesome on work phone calls is just another way to stay punk

if we meet up in the afterlife aren't murder-suicides more like a life sentence?

how come "put me out of misery" only really means one thing